@puberty pls make me hot by next summer thx
I’ve missed my chance :’(
Tumblr is kind of like Friends except everyone is Chandler.
You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs
but then suddenly ZOOP
fucking green herrons
What the fuck
How the fuck
"1D is a ridiculously popular boy band from London, England, who perform catchy, tightly produced songs that somehow manage to be saccharine and nonthreatening as they taunt you with lyrics about how they’re going to plow your daughter."
- X (it’s from the article where they rank the boys but god dammit this is the funniest thing anyone has ever said about 1D)